I use the word “fuck” 32 times in this article about Vista and Internet Explorer.

Fucking Fuck! fuck Microsoft for making a fucking horrible fucking OS (fucking Vista), and an even worse fucking browser!! I am so fucking sick of this fucking browser fucking crashing when I've fucking written a fucking article into a fucking browser, I opened Yahoo in another fucking tab to do a search, then the fucking browser goes unresponsive for 5 minutes with that blue fucking Vista fuck-ring busy cursor fucking spinning on my screen... I can't do fucking anything except fucking wait for fucking ever, then Internet fucking Explorer fucking fucks off with a fucking message saying it "needs to close", and all the fucking work I put into writing the fucking article is fucking lost forever. Fuck! You'd think that on a Microsoft OS, the Microsoft browser would fucking work!! If I wasn't such a pussy with wanting to keep my collection of software tools, I'd switch to Ubuntu today. Even Chrome crashes on this fucking system! Chrome isn't supposed to crash! I hate my home computer! Future Shop convinced me to buy it because the one on their shelf worked JUST FINE. And we all know Microsoft has them by the nuts. Fuck!